This is REALLY the stuff that Mason made up

I was going to the rock climbing gym once with Keenan and we were sayin some stuff and, uhh, some random stuff about getting your hair stolen, and I said if you get your hair stolen, you get your head cut off, because that's how it was in medieval times. And then Keenan threw up in a bush.
I also didn't make up carmel apple burgers, but I am willing to take credit for them, because I am just that cool